Rockabye Baby – Lullaby Renditions of Black Sabbath
www.rockabyebaby.com

Rating: F

Okay… so you think its cute to play hard rock songs for your baby while he or naps…only these are not hard rock songs…they are a xylophones with sounds of crickets in the background.  They are baby versions of rock classics and that is so Yuppie it makes me want to puke.  

I don’t wanna subject a baby to bullshit versions of rock standards.  My kids went to sleep to the REAL Ted Nugent and Black Sabbath.  By the time they stopped peeing their pants they understood what REAL music was all about and they would have laughed if they were to hear “Paranoid,” “War Pigs,” “Iron Man” or “Heaven and Hell” being played on a xylophone.   

This is the type of upward mobile bullshit Yuppie crap that has ruined the music business.  Sorry… playing Sabbath songs like lullabies is NOT cool.  It is stupid and it sucks.  I give this one a rebellious middle finger salute.   

I am waiting for the lullaby version of “Beat the Brat.”  Nuff said.  Throw this one in the garbage.  

-         Jeb Wright