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RATINGS:  A = must own   B = buy it   C= average   D = yawn   F = puke

Asphalt Valentine – Strip Rock Roll
Chavis Records
www.chavisrecords.net

Rating: B 

Sunset Strip, 80’s bombastic rock coming from…. Georgia?  Yep, Asphalt Valentine is currently rocking Atlanta and surrounding area, promoting their debut album Strip Rock Roll.  These guys are not pin-up pretty like Poison, they’re more like sleazy and greasy like early Motley or GNR – okay maybe not that good but they are, as Larry David would say in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, “pretty…pretty…pretty good.”   

There seems to be a revival for sleazy, hair band types filling the underground but, lets face it, most of them suck and suck bad.  Asphalt Valentine, on the other hand, seem to embrace the music first and the attitude and lifestyle second.  In other words, they don’t suck.  Plus, they have a hot looking slutty chick on the cover of their CD.  Kinda like a young Courtney Love mixed with a cracked out Britney Spears.   YOWZA!   

There is much more to this band than 80’s hair metal. AV have songs that take the best of early Skid Row, GNR, and even a bit of Quiet Riot and The Cult, and put it all together to make their own sound.  The music is high energy, melodic and includes guitar solos -- a winning combination if I ever heard one!    

By Jeb Wright

 

 

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