YOU WILL PLAY SLOWRIDE.. UNDERSTAND?

Damn my balls itch

I am Bruce Kulick with a fat man.

THIS FENCE IS POKING ME IN THE ASS

FAKE OZZY HAS TO GO # 2

REALLY... I AM THE GUITAR PLAYER IN WHITESNAKE..REALLY.. I AM

YEAH RIGHT.. AND I'M ROB HALFORD...

TWINS JOINED AT THE HEAD

TWO GUYS WHO SLEPT ALONE FOR THE ENTIRE WEEKEND

SEAN & JEB WITH BACKSTAGE FRIENDS

JEB'S BROTHER WHO IS A FOGHAT ROADIE

I WANT YOU!

IF I CONCENTRATE I KNOW I CAN PLAY THIS THING... I CAN DO IT

I DID IT! I DID IT!

CRR'S DAN WALL WITH PHIL COLLINS

HEY FAT BOY..JUST REMEMBER MY HUBBY CAN KICK YOUR ASS

FOGHAT'S ROGER EARL SIGNS MY BOOK STADIUM ROCK

A LAKE OF LEECHES

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY

JO DEE MESSINA WTH ROCK GOD SEAN TURNER

THE MOONDANCE ICON WITH BRET MICHAELS.. OH WAIT THAT IS JUST JEB IN A HAT

THE MOONDANCE ICON SAYS, 'ROCK TILL YA DROP BABY'

ARE THEY WORKING OR LOOKING AT PORN?

LOOKING AT PORN

ITS MS. BERNIE BEHIND THE SCENES!

PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE.. WE HAVE A FEW TESTS WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO TAKE...

MY PIE IS BURNING! MY PIE IS BURNING!

I'VE JUST BEEN THUND-HER-STRUCK BABY

YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH ME TO GET ON THE STAGE BUDDY

IT'S THE DRUNKEN NUT LADY! BEST NUTS IN TOWN

ITS SIMPLE.. YOU BEHAVE OR WE KICK YOUR ASS

WHO IS THIS CHUBBY FELLOW AND WHY DOES HE KEEP TALKING TO ME? I CERTAINLY HOPE HE DOESN'T TRY TO TOUCH ME...

ARE WE ROLLING? DOES THIS THING EVEN WORK?

WELL JEB... IT WAS A GNARLY WAVE ON THE LAKE BUT I RODE IT WELL.... NOW I AM OFF TO ENGLAND TO PARTY WITH THE STONES... YOU'RE INVITED TOO..

STEPH... THERE IS FOOD BACKSTAGE.. NO NEED TO EAT THE GUYS METAL

THE TROUBLE WITH MOONDANCE IS THAT NOBODY HAS ANY FUN. NO ONE SMILES...

THAT DOES EXPLAIN A LOT...

ITS A TOUGH JOB BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT...

NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT...

THE QUEEN HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE

PAUL BUNYAN STOPS BY THE JAM

DAMN THIS BLUE PULL OVER MAKES ME LOOK... SO... SEXY